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Motocross Gear Leatt Thor Alpine Stars LOT – $375 (Fort Gibson)

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Well folks, here’s the story.

Husband had midlife crisis

Husband bought a dirtbike

Husband thought he would become the next James Stewart

Did I mention husband was 48 years old and SUCKED at riding dirtbikes?

Husband wrecks said dirtbike

Husband nearly dies

Husband racks up lots of medical bills from many days in ICU

Husband recovers

Wife sells dirtbike

Husband decides to buy a Harley instead

Wife says if Husband buys Harley, he will gain divorce papers

Husband buys Harley

Husband is now Ex-Husband

Ex-Husband is too busy wooing the ladies with new Harley and forgets to send child support

Wife sells Ex-Husband’s crap that was left at her house

YOU get awesome deal on some sweet motocross stuff

Boys, just know that Wife is devoted to all of her sista’s out there, so if you’re a Husband going through a midlife crisis

and have never ridden a dirtbike before, please don’t reply. You don’t need this stuff. You need to go find you a nice

and safe hobby like golf or fishing. Don’t be stupid and think you’re 15 again. You’re not. You’re middle aged. You will

never be James Stewart. You will never be the bad-ass you think you can be. Get over it. Go beg your wife’s

forgiveness right now for even thinking about getting a dirtbike and needing this crap. Go ahead… I’ll wait. Now, go

online and order her a dozen roses and make reservations at a swanky restaurant and hope that she will forgive you for

being a dumb ass.

Now for the rest of you… If you are interested in any of this, please let me know. Here are the specifics:

RED Answer gear. Looks brand new. Not sure if the stupid idiot ever wore this set. Doesn’t look like it. He crashed

every time he rode, so I doubt this was ever worn since it is pristine. Motocross jersey size XL, Pants 38.

GREEN Monster Thor gear. Very nice condition. Not sure where the hell this came from. Maybe he had a little

something something on the side that rode with him. Wouldn’t surprise me a bit. Motocross jersey is size M, Pants 34.

Alpine Stars Tech 7 boots, size 11. Great condition. Wish I would have put these on and kicked him square in the arse.


Troy Lee Designs Moto GPX Leatt Brace. Excellent condition.

Honestly, I’d like to sell all of this in one big lot. The less time that I have to spend on getting rid of his crap the better.

He didn’t spend a lot of time getting over me, so I just wanna get this over with so I can move on and find me a REAL

man who knows how to really treat a woman. Mmmmhmmm!

If any of you are into selling on Ebay, this would be a great lot for you. Located in Fort Gibson, but can meet you in

Muskogee or Tahlequah. $375 for all or make me an offer on specific items.

Email or text to 918-506-nine four eight five. I will be listing some more crap he left here and gave up. Copy and paste

my phone number into the search field to see what else I have.

motocross FOX Thor Neck Brace

Location: Fort Gibson

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